What are some short Kurt Vonnegut quotes?

I want to get my boyfriend an Ipod touch for Christmas and want to engrave a Vonnegut quote on the back. The only Vonnegut book I have read is Slaughterhouse Five. His favorite books are Cat’s Cradle, Sirens of Titan, Mother Night and Hocus Pocus. Thanks in advance for the help! =)

“True terror is to wake up in the morning and discover that your high-school class is running the country.”

“There is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead.”

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